Post reblogged from The Font of Drunken Wisdom with 4 notes
She looked at me and said “Take off my shirt, right now.”
So I smiled shyly and took it off.
She became a little more agitated, and said “Now take off my skirt. No, no, no! My shoes first!”
Once again, I did as she told me.
She said, in a deep and emotion filled voice, “Now take off my bra and panties!”
And I did, even as embarrassed as I was.
Then she said “Now, never let me catch you wearing my fucking clothes again!”
So now I have to hide from her in the closet when I do it.
because you fucking stretch out my shirts and fuck up my shoes! YOU DO NOT EVEN REMOTELY WEAR THE SAME SIZE SHOE AS ME GET YOUR OWN SHOES.
seriously. get your own shoes. *flail* amateurs. :P